Saturday, November 21, 2009

Life Lessons From 'New Moon'

New moon is the second book from the epic saga Twilight.



Meh. Certainly not my type of book. 2/10

Synopsis: a couple hundred pages of lame teenage angst and puppy love.

Life lessons from this book:
1. Girls, if your vampire boyfriend dumps you, try a wide range of cool self destructive activities (possibly suicide). Somehow, someway, for some reason, a cool guy (hopefully a werewolf) will save you and your ex-boyfriend will notice you and love you even more.
2. Guys, the best way to deal with guilt is to try to get yourself killed in public, especially since you can't kill yourself (you're a vampire remember?). It will make you look cool like a jackass. Oh, one way to do it is by getting naked in public, so that people may brutally kill you for being gay.

However, I can't wait to see the movie this November. I just hope that they made it better in motion picture.

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